‘In Case You Missed It…’ Archives
St. Patrick’s Day Sucks
I get it, you want to get dressed up in all of your green garb, get drunk off green beer and bad whiskey, wear dumb-ass beads & bar hop like a fresh 21 year old. St. Patrick's Day is one of the year's biggest excuses to drink yourself retarded for no reason other than the fact that everyone you know is slamming drinks at a herculean pace. [...]
Melo’s Not A Winner
All you need to know about Carmelo Anthony was the audio clip that TNT caught during the all-star game in Orlando. Melo was jawing at Kobe Bryant during a stoppage of play and told the Mamba... "You hear Tom (Tom Thibodeau)? He's like, hey Melo, hey Melo...Get on the boards." Melo was laughing it up and seemed insulted that a coach would [...]
Screw D Wade Everything
Come on now, you don't really like Dwyane Wade, right? I'm not talking about a basketball player, I'm talking about his swagalicious personality that shows how big of a diva he is. D Wade sure has a lot of class, it's just too bad that it's all low. Full disclosure, I didn't watch the Bulls 106-102 win over the "Heatles" live because I [...]
Why Rose Doesn’t Get MVP Calls
You know you're watching pure greatness when a player who just finished lighting up a hyped up Knicks squad for 32 points, 7 dimes & 6 boards is testy and aggravated in the post game locker room. Watching the reigning MVP say "I've gotta be the only superstar in the league that's going through what I'm going through right now, but I can't [...]
A Sad End To An Era
Whether you think The Undertaker's undefeated WrestleMania winning streak will ever end is irrelevant. If Triple H pulls the shocker in Miami on April 1st, it would show a creativity that the WWE despises & treats like cancer in the Hogan 2.0 era of John Cena. The Undertaker will move to 20-0 and possibly retire on the spot. It will be [...]
Dwight’s List Sucks
With NFL free agency starting and the NBA trade deadline nearing, this week is going to be sports sex for fans who thrive on rumors and breaking news tweets. The insanity has already started in the NFL with people tweeting about Peyton Manning's whereabouts as if he's running from the law OJ style. I'm as much of a trade rumor fool as anyone, [...]
RIP Biggie Smalls
15 years ago today, the rap game lost one of the two most influential rappers of all-time. Christopher Wallace changed the game forever, but was sadly taken away like so many musical greats. Even though Biggie once said he was ready to die, it's pretty depressing that he wasn't able to live a full life and give greedy fans like us more. He [...]
Rose Needs To Be More Like Cutler
It's no secret how much I love and appreciate Derrick Rose. His humility, drive, determination & single minded focus makes him a rare breed in today's "look at my brand" NBA. He is a throwback, who absolutely would have fit in during the association's golden era of the 80's & 90's. Can't you just see him battling Magic Johnson in a [...]
Boozer’s A Double Threat
As easy as would be to sit here and tear "Rip" Hamilton to shreds for being a walking chandelier, another Bulls player's ineffectiveness and indifference continues to piss me off. Yes, seeing fine china Hamilton hold his bruised shoulder as if he was shot 50 Cent style is nauseating, but Carlos Boozer has done the impossible. No, he didn't [...]
Vince’s Demonic Plan
Vince McMahon once strolled to the ring and proclaimed the following... "I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon. A business icon, creative genius & one handsome virile son of a bitch." It was classic Mr. McMahon. He loved and lived for getting a reaction from the live audience. That's what makes superstars, isn't it? Possessing the ability to [...]
