‘In Case You Missed It…’ Archives
D Wade The Douche
It is getting to the point that when I simply look at Dwyane Wade, I want to step through my tv and knock him out. Somehow, the conniving little rat continues to find new ways to make an ass of himself. As the "Heatles" retreat back to South Beach to find their talents, Wade is somehow absolved of any vitriol from the media despite constantly [...]
LeBrick “Checks Out”…Again
It was all there for anyone to see during game 4 of the NBA finals when the Mavs pulled another comeback to even the series. The real reason that LeBron James took his insane talents to South Beach reared it's ugly head for the first time since LeBron's last meltdown. You remember "game 5" of the Boston series, don't you? In case you are [...]
Tribute To ’88 Jordan
You know you are a shoe whore when you get to The House of Hoops at 6 in the morning on a Saturday for a pair of Air Jordan's. Who does that kind of shit, right? Well, the guy you are reading right now does that kind of shit. The feeling of buying retro Air Jordan's never gets old. I still get all itchy and twitchy in excitement when I know a [...]
Shaq’s One Of A Kind
First one of my favorite wrestlers semi surprisingly dies "Randy "Macho Man" Savage, and now one of my favorite NBA players is hanging up his Kazaam sized kicks. What's next, the Cubs giving Jim Hendry a contract extension? Shaquille O'Neal is finally giving in to father time after a one of kind 19 year run in the association. I'm sad today, [...]
NBA Wants The Heat To Win
It seems like a forgone conclusion that the Miami Heat will win the NBA championship. That's why I haven't watched one ounce of the Boo-Yaa Network since the Bulls were ousted by the Heat. The over the top Heat coverage is enough to make me throw up on myself, and will only get even more nauseating once the series tips off Tuesday night on [...]
How A Lockout Helps The Bulls
Now that I'm finally over my Bulls depression, I have turned my attention to the upcoming lockout. Why, you ask? For one, I'm an NBA junkie. Two, have you seen the baseball teams in this town? I'm good with that garbage. While most fans view what will be a lengthy lockout as a momentum killer after the 62 win season the Bulls had, it could [...]
Good Fucking Riddance
I have been waiting ever since Oprah's final shows to give my take on the biggest self loving bitch I have ever seen in my life. I wasn't sure that I wanted to waste my time writing about one of my top 5 most hated people on this planet, but if it didn't happen now, it never would. I hate Oprah Winfrey. I couldn't be happier she is taking her [...]
Choking It All Away
I have never dreaded writing anything as much as I am dreading what I'm about to write. The Bulls magical/feel good season is over much like Carlos Boozer's was once the Bulls won their 62nd game. The choke job the Bulls pulled in game 5 vs the "Hollywood as hell" Heat was a knockout punch. By the time the Bulls choked away a 12 point 4th [...]
Tribute To The Macho Man
It's never shocking when you hear a former professional wrestler has died, but Friday's news that Randy Poffo, aka, Randy "Macho Man" Savage suddenly died in car accident in Tampa, Florida was very sad. Poffo reportedly suffered a heart attack while he was driving, and collided head on with a tree. Poffo was 58 years old. This is a sad because [...]
One Of Those Nights
It is human nature in today's Twitterverse to overreact to everything. You have to be the first to form an opinion because if you aren't, somebody else certainly will. It doesn't matter if the topic is the Bulls & Heat, why Tiger suddenly sucks at golf, who is at fault in the NFL labor talks, or why Arnold hooked up with a she beast. It is [...]
