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Weekend at Bernie’s III
DENVER -- Two Colorado men stand accused of multiple offenses after driving their dead friend's corpse to a pair of Denver nightspots and using his ATM card to buy themselves drinks, the Denver Post reported Thursday. Prosecutors have charged Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, with abusing a corpse, identity theft and [...]
Week 2 NFL Picks
When it comes to the NFL, I like to keep things simple. I hate the over thinking suck asses like Zach Zaidman who inundate people with information that is enough to make you want to ram your head into a wall like the Shituation. When it comes to how the Bears beat the Saints last week, all that needs to be said is they have to protect Jay [...]
The Scarlett Pics Look Real To Me
When will people learn that it's never a god idea to take nude pictures of themselves? This is obviously Scarlett Johansson in these pics and if you thought I wouldn't post them, shame on you. It would be like getting presents for Christmas as a kid, and not opening them. Who would do that? Call me what you want, but when hot [...]
Mayweather vs Ortiz Preview
It's fight week, and despite boxing having basically died because of corruption, late start times, Don King and a lack of a true dominant heavyweight champion, I still get fired up for the anticipation of a big time fight. I don't know if Floyd Mayweather (41-0 25 KO's) and Victor Ortiz (29-2-2 KO's) will have a Hagler-Hearns slug fest, [...]
Stern Doesn’t Care About Momentum
You'll have to excuse me while I interrupt a baseball season that nobody cares about and a football season that everyone with a pulse is fawning over. As much as I am fully invested in the NFL, the somber news coming from the best NBA writer on the planet (Yahoo! Sports' Adrian Wojnarowski) was enough to send me into a post '03 Cubs-like [...]
Nailin Palin…Literally
Well, so much for Sarah Palin running for president, wouldn't you say? I know that she never had a realistic chance anyway, but this story won't her already damaged public image. Author Joe McGinniss has a book about Sarah Palin coming out calledThe Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin. The National Esquire leaked what will [...]
Get Ready For The Bears Hater
Since it's game plan Wednesday, it's officially time to put the Falcons mugging behind us and look to the Saints. I'll get into more detail of how the Bears can beat the Saints later in the week, but today is a day to go buy ear plugs. As if Fox subjecting us to that fat football retard Tony Siragusa last week wasn't enough, we get the guys [...]
Hard To Believe It’s Been 15 Years
Fifteen years ago Tuesday (September 13, 1996), the rap game was forever changed. One of the greatest rappers of all time, Tupac Shakur passed away at the tender age of 25. Tupac died of respiratory failure and cardiac arrest as a result of gunshot wounds he suffered a week earlier after watching his friend Mike Tyson defeat Bruce Seldon for [...]
Disgusting Dolphins Fan
Let's say you are a long time Dolphins fan going to the first game of the season on Monday Night Football. Sounds like a great time, no? It would be as long as you weren't in the same section as this fat slob who came straight from Everglades. It's bad enough to have to deal with girl football fans who think they know what they're talking [...]
Jokes From The Sheen Roast
The anticipation for the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen has been as big as a prize fight. You know, before boxing died a slow death. The walking disaster will take center stage Monday night to have his balls busted & skewered by Jeff Ross, Seth MacFarlane, Anthony Jeselnik, and all the rest. I'd bet anything that comedians were [...]
