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The Hawks Might Kill Me
If the Blackhawks hadn't tied their best of 7 series with the Coyotes on Saturday night, I'd be busting Mike Smith's balls for collapsing to the ice Dwyane Wade style when Andrew Shaw skated into him. Smith acted as if someone shot him from the 200 level, and played up the injury like a true pussy does. Nice acting, Smith. I'd almost feel [...]
The Individual Duo
Ah, that video is great to re-watch, isn't it? I particularly love the part where LeBron James goes... "The way we're going to challenge each other to get better in practice, when the games start... I mean, it's going to be easy." Easy. That is the word that sticks in my dome to this day about that championship parade sham. James, [...]
Now It’s Time For Rest
As much fun as it would be to sit here on my soapbox, laugh & write 700 hundred words about how the Miami Heat quit in overtime of Thursday night's 96-86 loss to the now 45-14 Bulls, I'm instead focusing on the Bulls now being able to rest some of their guys in the season's final seven games. Homecourt advantage isn't yet locked up over [...]
Well Done, Urlacher
What else is there to do in the off-season besides golf, gamble & rehab a knee injury? If you're Brian Urlacher, tappin/ Jenny McCarthy apparently sits atop the list. Kudos, Brian. Kudos. TMZ reported the two were spotted leaving Mastro's in Beverly Hills Tuesday night. I don't care if McCarthy isn't at the top of her game, she's [...]
All About Money & Power
Whoever said that money & power can't buy happiness & piece of mind obviously never had it. Whether you're drunk on love or revel in the fact that you're in the perfect job, the possibility of more money & power trumps everything. Seeing Facebook head Mark Zuckerberg pay $1 billion for Instagram isn't shocking, yet it proves [...]
Throwback Artist Of The Week
Can I kick it? If you ever say those words, there's a great chance someone will immediately appreciate your taste in music because you like A Tribe Called Quest. Or, you can always go with... Microphone check 1-2 what is this? When I sat down to again watch Michael Rapaport's directorial debut film "Beats Rhymes and Life," I knew instantly [...]
Hawks Win In 6 If…
After a roller coaster season that saw a horrendous 9 game losing streak, a concussion to their captain, misplaced and idiotic rumors of their coach getting fired & inconsistent play from their goalies and star players, the Blackhawks enter the playoffs with a legitimate shot to hoist Lord Stanley's Cup come June. Because of their [...]
Don’t Sweat The Knicks
One free throw. That's all it would have taken from Luol Deng or Derrick Rose to further expose the hero ball Knicks (8-34 from 3-point land) as jump shooting 1st round playoff out. But instead, the two all-stars gagged from the line (0-4) in clutch time to give Carmelo Anthony the opportunity to display his big balls in front of a national TV [...]
How Raw Should Be
Back in the day during the "Monday Night Wars," my friends and I would gather weekly at one of our houses to watch both WWF's Monday Night Raw, and WCW's Monday Nitro. We were in high school at the time, so we had enough wrestling knowledge gathered and enough of our innocence left to fully understand, comprehend & revel in [...]
Sorry Bron, KD’s The MVP
LeBron James got the better of Kevin Durant on Wednesday night, but KD should still win the league's MVP award. Why has the NBA's MVP award become such an honor that has multiple definitions? My theory is that entirely too many people have outlets to spew verbal diarrhea and form their own definition of one of the most important [...]
