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Bears D Makes A Statement
That my friends, is how you start a football season. Yes, that was me who picked the Falcons to cover the 3 and spoil the Bears season opener. I was worried that the Bears wouldn't be able to create enough pressure to slow down Matty Ice, Roddy White and Julio Jones. How did that thought work out for me? Fell free to send over the crow that [...]
10 Year Anniversary Of 9-11
I'd be a fool to not spend a few minutes talking about the 10tn anniversary of 9-11. I will remember that day for as long as I live. I was in college at Illinois State dragging my ass to class on that dreadful day. All was normal in my 9 o'clock coaching class until my mom starting blowing up my cell phone. I couldn't answer, but I had a [...]
The Notre Dame Fighting Turnovers
There has been 131 years of maize and blue football before there was a home night game. Somehow, I don't think we'll wait that long to see another one. Hopefully, they will make it an annual event whenever Brian Kelly's bum squad comes to the big house. Michigan came back an stunned Notre Dame 35-31 in one of the best college football games [...]
Roddick’s A Weirdo
I don't fashion myself as some kind of tennis aficionado, however, I know enough to know that Andy Roddick is one weird cat. Roddick is set to face (and probably choke) against Rafael Nadal in the quartes of the U.S. Open, but that didn't stop him from going postal on a the math teacher looking official because of water coming through the [...]
Week 1 NFL Picks
I'm pretty pissed off this morning. No, not because the Packers won the season opener over a Saints team that still can't stop anybody, but because I won't get to watch the most accurate passer on the planet play for another twelve days. There is a reason that I took the best quarterback on the planet #2 overall in fantasy. There are also [...]
Sammi’s Falcons vs Bears Preview
Da Bears. Here’s a homemade joke for ya…. What do a bear and a falcon have in common? Give up? They both ended the 2010 season taking a hot shot of cheese in the derriere—and it wasn’t Gouda!. Did I at least get a smile? On a serious note though, the Bears lost to the Packers in the championship game and the Falcons did the [...]
Colts Should Sit Manning Regardless
What a shocker, people are frantically trying to be the first to diagnose Peyton Manning's immediate future to gain more Twitter followers. Sweet. As much as I love the instant information that the Twitterverse provides, it can also make your head spin like you've just pounded Patron all night long. So let me get this straight. One Indy [...]
Ramblings On The Packers & Their Fans
It's Thursday, which means the NFL season finally starts tonight. The Saints and the Packers will eventually take the field after what will feel like 7 and a half hours of mind numbingly stupid pre-game bullshit. As disgusting as it will be suffering through NBC showing the Packers raise a championship banner, seeing their brat eating/heart [...]
Why Nike Is Still King
Nike and old school Air Jordan designer Tinker Hatfield are set to unveil the Marty McFly Back To The Future shoe on Friday. These will be released ahead of 2015 like in "Back To The Future II." On September 8th, 1,500 pairs will be auctioned off on eBay to raise money for Michael J. Fox's foundation for Parkinson's research. I don't [...]
Gumby Still Sucks
We've all had those days when nothing goes right, and just say fuck it. We've all been there. After I watched "The Town," I was convinced I could rob banks like Ben Affleck. Fortunately, I've never had a day where we I said to myself, "I'm going to rob a 7-11 in a dumb-ass Gumby costume." Nevermind the fact this San Diego 7-11 probably [...]
