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2 Days Of Heaven
You know you are enjoying yourself when two days go by so fast that you have a hard time remembering everything. For me, watching the opening games of the NBA playoffs was like a highly anticipated party, date, or game that you have been patiently waiting for. I live for this time of year, and the best athletes in the world didn't disappoint. [...]
Memo To Danny Granger
A part of me admires you, Danny Granger. You have balls, and that impresses the hell out of me. However, that doesn't mean you are smart. Much like Spider told Tommy D to go fuck himself in Goodfellas, you are happy that your Pacers are facing the 62 win Bulls and not the up and down Celtics. Yes, the same Celtics whose he/she point guard is [...]
The NBA’s Biggest Bitches
As much as I love the NBA, there are certain aspects of it that piss me off. No, I'm not talking about Stuart Scott's annoying ass being the voice of the NBA on ABC & the Boo-Yaa Network. I am also not talking about the shady(to put it nicely) officiating that goes on every night. And no, I am not talking about Vinny Del Negro's coaching. [...]
Time To Make Luongo Cry…Again
I never have been so excited about a Minnesota Wild victory. Shit, I barely even knew they had a team. They do, and the defending Stanley Cup champions better be grateful. That Wild team, who had lost 5 of 6 at home, saved the Blackhawks asses. No, I didn't bother watching the Stars/Wild game because I was too busy enjoying Coming To [...]
2011 NBA Awards Show
The most hyped NBA regular season in recent memory is winding down, which means it's time for my, now annual, NBA Awards. With Gloria James getting arrested at a Miami hotel in the wee hours of the morning, I'm sure you are curious if there will be a parent of the year award. I regret to inform you that there won't be. However, if there was, [...]
Now, It’s Krause’s Turn
Very rarely do I ever agree with topics most sports writers in this town write about. Reading what so many of those dopes have to say on a daily basis is worse than a dental visit. Then I saw what Bulls reporter K.C. Johnson wrote about Jerry Krause. K.C. does great work covering the Bulls and he is dead-on about now being the perfect time for [...]
Duke Still Sucks
It never gets old. In fact, it is the time of the NCAA tournament that is my favorite. Nothing makes "March Madness" for yours truly like seeing those holier than thou-we're better than you Dukies get bounced from the tournament. My hatred for all things Duke started around the time that Christian Laettner hit the shot to beat Kentucky. The [...]
Top NBA Prospects For 2011
In case you were wondering, I didn't lose my mind with all of the added timeouts and annoying ads that have taken over the NCAA tournament. I was borderline, however. My bracket looks like most of the papers, homework assignments, & tests I took throughout my academic career. I am cool with that because that white weirdo Ben Hansbrough and [...]
16 years ago…
Sixteen years ago today(March 18, 1995), a faxed arrived that made the world stop. If you are around my age or older you, most likely, remember where you were when you heard the words "I'm Back." I was at my house on that Saturday doing what a lot of 15 year old kids do-- nothing. My mom called on her way home from the grocery store and said [...]
CowTurd The Ass Clown
I am late on this topic, and I apologize. It is only because I wasn't going to waste time on another ESPN talking fool. There is always one dope in Bristol that is talking out of his ass and making a fool of himself. So, when I heard what Colin Cowherd said about Derrick Rose, I knew it was just his way of putting bullshit out there. That's [...]
