‘Top Headlines’ Archives
Sammi’s Joke Of The Day
Dear vagina........I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I work holidays and weekends. 5. I work in a dump environment. 6. I work in dark areas with poor ventilation. 7. I work in high [...]
The Master Awaits
You can safely say that Jesus and Tim Tebow are homeboys. Tebow did it again Sunday night, winning the game in a very short 11-second overtime to beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 29-23. I was pretty impressed I must say. I thought the Steelers were takin’ the cake… but I’m glad TT prevailed. I personally am not a fan of Big Ben [...]
NFL Wild Card Picks
Trust me, I didn't want to do it. It wasn't planned, nor is this another cheap opportunity to RKO my least favorite player in the NFL. And just so we're clear early, he will not be referred to by name in this post. That stopped when I eulogized his quarterbacking career earlier this season. But two things happened that has me sitting here [...]
Angelina Jolie’s Twin
How freaky is this shit? My guys at Big Lead Sports posted this and I had to do a double take. Just when I thought Angelina Jolie was an original prototype, here comes her twin. Hopefully for this girl's sake, she isn't nearly as weird as the original. Oh, and let's hope she eats and doesn't starve herself to the point where she starts [...]
Are You Cool With Rebuilding?
Do you remember when the Cubs were "in" on Prince Fielder and Albert Pujols? That was a blast, wasn't it? Anyone who took a few minutes to stop sipping champagne upon Theo Epstein's arrival could understand that rebuilding this moribund franchise was going to take more than one big time free agent slugger who would provide instant [...]
D Rose Saves The Day
Quick question, did you know that Mary J. Blige was a huge hoops fan? I didn't until I saw her tweeting about Derrick Rose going off for 17 of his 30 points in a 4th quarter comeback that had me reaching for anything sharp. Good for Mary J. for following the association. You just got another Twitter follower, Mary. Not that you care, but [...]
Two Words MJ…Pre Nup
Two words for Michael Jordan... Pre Nup. After having to pay Juanita $168 f$cking million, which is only a third of his wealth, you'd think he'd never getting married again. Juanita was entitled to half, but I digress. I know I wouldn't get married again. Juanita received their 7-acre estate here in Chicago as part of her severance package, [...]
Is Lovie Next?
It's not often the Bears blind side you with a bold move, but look at George McCaskey throwing his weight around! Jerry "we're not gonna work any harder" Angelo has been whacked by the new Bears head honcho. At least, that's who I'd like to believe made this call. If it's Ted Phillips who fired the embattled GM, optimism for the future [...]
KD’s Changing The Game
I've been locked in to the NBA since it's return on Christmas Day, and it's been a bitch to try and keep up with all of the storylines, games, in-fighting & early season trade demands. Really, DeMarcus Cousins?! Through all of the insanity, one of the association's virtuosos has stood out to this NBA junkie. Kevin Durant is changing [...]
Week 17 NFL Picks
The 2011 NFL season has not exactly been one to remember for the Chicago Bears. I know, I'm not breaking any earth shattering news here, but their struggles have allowed me to turn the page on this season with the quickness. Lovie Smith can say that this week's game with the Vikings as the 1st game of the 2012 season, but it's really the [...]
