Archive for August, 2012
Pinkett’s Hysterical Ignorance
You hate to see anyone bury their career & themselves with ridiculous comments, and that's just what soon to be former Notre Dame analyst Allen Pinkett did on WSCR 670 am on Wednesday. I don't listen to the Score as much as I used to because it's become a station littered with know-it-all douche lords that belittle callers, laugh at their [...]
Chicago’s Biggest Douche
Chicago is littered with celebrity douchebags that make me wish they were deported to Zamunda, Russia or anywhere that has "one way" on the ticket. Jim Belushi tops the list of insufferable mindless sheep that can't remove themselves from this town soon enough. Oprah (This is one of my favorite pieces I've ever [...]
Tackling Bears Concerns 2.0
Since there's a better chance of me wanting to read people's political thoughts on Facebook than watching the 4th fake football game, this is a perfect opportunity to tackle some Bears concerns before the week 1 opener. Lovie Smith said the Giants game was like a final exam, and the first stringers failed to show improvements on the same [...]
Punk’s Fight vs The PG World
Let's go back to late March of '98 for a minute, shall we? The then WWF was in the early stages of the Attitude Era and in the process of making WCW a defunct afterthought. WrestleMania XIV was right around the corner and the main event had a mainstream buzz surrounding it that the company hadn't had since the late 80's when Hulk Hogan [...]
D Rose Speaks Out
In an off-season where they've done nothing but urinate on their fan base, leave it to the franchise player to speak out and make the biggest news in his first public statements since shredding his ACL in game 1 of the playoffs. Derrick Rose not only is giving fans an insight to his rehab in Adidas' #TheReturn, but he spoke [...]
Pointless Thoughts From Skins-Bears
It didn't take long on Saturday night for Bears fans to collectively call, text, tweet or scream about the myriad of possibilities for an offense that looked to be in mid-season form. From the moment Jay Cutler dropped back on the team's first play from scrimmage and lofted a perfect 41-yard pass into the hands of Brandon Marshall, it was [...]
The Worldwide Suckholes
A new low was reached this week when "The worldwide leader in sports" exposed itself once again to being nothing more than a sports entertainment network. Yes, the agenda having ass-bags at ESPN made a spectacle of themselves by celebrating a birthday of a backup quarterback and punt coverage guy that they've somehow placed at at the [...]
A Big Fight Feel
There was nothing like the excitement and electricity that a big fight brought me growing up. My family has always been huge boxing fans, and growing up in the 80's allowed us to witness numerous boxing fights that actually mattered. The moments before a Mike Tyson fight elicited feelings that very few athletes and circumstances could. [...]
Why Stars Hate The Bulls
With another NBA superstar mercifully getting traded last week, it was impossible to again think why NBA superstars treat Chicago as some third world country. The gigantic baby that finally, sort of, got his way will remain nameless because the mere thought of his name makes me more nauseous than the image of Roseanne doing porn. Yes, make [...]
Thoughts From Broncos vs Bears
I checked out of the Bears first fake game of the season early to watch another hilarious Louis C.K. episode, so I can't confirm if J Webb Nation is still on the field trying to block someone. I didn't take much out of the first preseason game, other than Brandon Marshall nearly busting an ankle like T.O. did in Philly in '04, but I do have [...]
