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The Bosh Face

Chris Bosh never stops giving us a reason to bust his balls.

What hasn’t Chris Bosh endured this post season? A strained abdominal muscle has left him isolated from his Heat teammates to the point where you almost feel bad for him. But that vanishes the instant you see him show up to games in peach pants. Emo jokes aside, look at this dude. He is a walking opportunity for wannabe comedians who can’t get enough of fucking with him. I can’t tell if he’s annoyed and shocked by another bad call, or extremely constipated. And I like Bosh and wish the Bulls had him, but you have to wonder if he secretly cries himself to sleep knowing that he’s always getting clowned? You can tell he’s a sensitive guy, so that can’t be that big of a stretch. Meanwhile, Eddy Curry is just chillin’ the most acting as indifferent as ever. That, or he’s thinking about his limo driver.

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