Is there anything better than seeing Alonzo Mourning & Pat Riley humbled and taunted?

There is, actually. Whenever you can catch these two clowns shell shocked twice in one game, it's a win.

If the Thunder’s 105-94 game 1 win wasn’t awesome enough, how about these two pictures of Heat ass-bags ALonzo Mourning and Pat Riley? While Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook were outscoring the Heat 41-40 in the 2nd half, ‘Zo and Riles looked like depressed kids who didn’t get the video game they wanted for Christmas. How were they so shocked that the Thunder kept coming after the Heat in the final 24 minutes? Did they not know just how relentless the Western Conference champs are? Were they drinking early on when Shane Battier was willing in 3-pointers and their buzz wore off?

I’m extremely jealous of the fans that were sitting around these two, especially the fat douche with the tattoos that’s sitting around what has to be considered an OKC 8 in the first picture. Pickings are slim in OKC, so she’ll suffice… I guess. I’m serious, look at what’s hovering around ‘Zo & Riles in the 2nd picture. They make the women of the south suburbs of Chicago look like Vegas show girls.

It would be heaven to see my squad run the swag stars out of the gym and be able to talk shit to one of the association’s biggest fake tough guys and slimiest executives. Hey Riles, lay off the hair product, bro. Hey ‘Zo, remember when you swung and missed at everything in sight during that Heat-Knicks “fight” back in the day? The options would be endless, and I’m already envious of the people that will sit by these two rats for game 2. Don’t hold back, OKC. Let these two self righteous pompous dickbags hear anything and everything on Thursday night.

@Louie_Ruffolo8