You'd think the most dominant player in the game averaging 30, 9 & 5 for the playoffs would be enough, but LeBron's ass kissers in the media feel compelled to change the narrative.
I wasn’t going to do it. I wanted to stay away from even acknowledging the Heat’s championship after David Stern’s LeBron Mandate, but the suckholes in the media make it impossible. From Thursday night’s coronation that was 9 years in the making, ass-bags like Stuart Scott, everyone who cashes an ESPN check, clowns on Chicago sports radio & everyone who reps #TeamHeat has lined up to suck LeBron James’ dick.
It’s nauseating because his ridiculous and once in a generation talent and performance in these 2012 NBA playoffs (30.3 PPG, 9.3 RPG, 5.6 APG) should be the story. The “King” finally has his crown, and even though he has the help of officials who can’t wait to bail him out, he was insanely dominant. There’s a reason he was on magazine covers at 12, had his high school games on TV, & was on the cover of SI as a teenager & was proclaimed the most gifted basketball talent we’ve ever seen. It’s because he’s that damn good. His virtuoso performance the past two months is some of the best ball anyone has ever played in that league.
But that isn’t enough for those who are salivating to suck him off next. Suddenly, LeBron’s a changed man. He’s grown up, matured, isn’t the same guy who quit in the ’10 playoffs vs Boston at home, learned from his embarrassing behavior in July of ’10-last year’s finals & should be lauded for being the greatest thing walking the planet. That’s the narrative that ESPN, his worshipers & a sorry number of sycophants are forcing down our throats right now.
Screw that, he’s still a raging flopping douche. He finally got his redemption on his haters, so now it’s time to bow to his feet. Tell me, if he’s the greatest talent we’ve ever seen, isn’t his play enough? I thought this was expected? You’d hope and think his brilliant talent was enough, but he’s apparently cured cancer now. Wait, he hasn’t? I could have sworn I saw that on the bottom line this morning.
Pat Riley slithered in to let it be known how “harrowing” the past two years have been for Miami. Really, Pat?! Go fuck yourself. You make it sound like you were one of Jerry Sandusky’s rape victims.
It’s remedial and lazy to think and preach that this title now makes LeBron a good guy. “I’m happy for him” people are saying. I know, he had it so rough last year making $53 million. James isn’t magically a better person for having decimated the NBA, he’s still fundamentally the same guy that people (like me) have piled on for making an ass of himself and letting you know that no matter what happens to him, he’s still above you.
All of the vitriol that was fired James’ way was self inflicted. Is Dwyane Wade now less of a scumbag for having won his 2nd ring? Of course not, so why is James now a mythical figure?
After his ungodly 26 point, 11 rebound & 13 dime masterpiece in game 5, James said… “It’s a great moment for myself.” We know, Bron Bron, it’s all about you and your receding hairline.
LeBron James is no different than he’s always been. The problem is his cult-like defenders have told everyone who will listen for years just how many titles he’s destined to win. So now that he finally has, they are in your face to remind you how legendary he is. I get it, the underdog Heat broke through and won a title than nobody thought was possible. You’d think we just witnessed the second coming of the 1980 U.S. Men’s Olympic hockey team.
And all of you mindless sheep who are “happy for him” & think he’s changed will be the first ones tweeting and eviscerating him if a matured Thunder team takes him down next year. So enjoy joining LeBron’s ESPN cult and trying to change the narrative. James is still the same guy who’s convinced he’s above you, but you’re simply too lazy to see it.
@Louie_Ruffolo8
