What is a three month jail term in the grand scheme of things if you’re Floyd Mayweather? “Money” apparently made $85 million for his last two fights ($40 million for busting up Victor Ortiz’s soft as puppy shit ass and $45 million for fighting Miguel Cotto. He was just named the highest paid athlete in the U.S. He saw his chief rival get screwed by the judges, thus making the super fight that everyone wants to see a lot less relevant. He has Ms. Jackson waiting for him at his Vegas mansion when he’s done serving his time. And did I mention making $85 million in one year?!
I spent two nights in jail in college, and as much as it sucked, I would have done close to 90 days if I had that kind of money and woman waiting for me. But here’s poor little Floyd bitching and moaning about the quality (or lack thereof) of the food and water he’s being served in jail.
What, was he expecting to live like Henry Hill and Paul Cicero did when they went away in “Goodfellas?” Sorry you can’t drink wine, eat steaks and make extra cash selling dope in the joint, Floyd. He says the food and water he’s being served is threatening his health and career. You can’t make this shit up. Sorry Floyd, perhaps this jail you’re incarcerated in should provide your diva ass FIJI water and food from 5 star Vegas restaurants.
Oh, and he also says he can’t exercise which is complete garbage. Most guys who workout in jail come out looking like Bobby Lashley or ’98 Bill Goldberg. Is he this big of a pussy? We’re getting our answer.
No wonder he runs from Manny Pacquiao like someone who just stole a set of chrome wheels. At the heart of all of his tough talk lies a little boy scared of reality. If you can’t handle jail, don’t assault women. It’s pretty simple to me, but Floyd lives in his own dream world where he’s invincible and above the law. How’s that working out for you, Floyd?
No, jail food isn’t as good as Gibson’s or Morton’s, but only the oblivious would think otherwise. You didn’t hear this kind of pussification when Mike Tyson was doing his time, did you? What Floyd is, is nothing but an overgrown spoiled child who wants the world served to him because he’s a great boxer. Nobody feels bad for you, “Money.” All your bitching is doing is turning even more fans against you. And for those thinking a Pacquiao fight will still happen, think again. If this guy can’t handle solitary confinement, there’s no chance he’ll risk his health and undefeated record fighting Pac-Man.