WETPAINT.COM– Forget the glitter, the glamour, and the occasional sex tape: At heart, the Kardashians are just an old-fashioned family. They even believe in arranged romances!
A source tellsWetpaint Entertainment that last fall, a representative of E!, the network that airs the many Kardashian reality shows, approached the New York Knicks to find out if Danilo Gallinari, the studly Italian who was then a forward on the team, would be interested in dating Kim. According to our source, both E! and Kim were interested in having her date a big New York athlete for the debut season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, and the Knicks were their first choice. (The show, which first aired in January 2011, begins its second season next month.) Gallinari — then 22 to Kim’s 30 — was told that such a move would be good for his career and that he would garner lots of media exposure. Gallinari declined, saying he would be happy to meet Kim but wasn’t interested in dating or being a reality-show star. E! had “no comment” when we called them.
Before you could say, “The Knicks aren’t the only game in the New York metro area!” Kim was dating Kris Humphries of the New Jersey (soon to be Brooklyn) Nets. Did E! approach the Nets, too? The Nets declined to comment. (Actually, no team will comment on players these days, due to the NBA lockout.)
Kim herself has said she met her future husband after attending a basketball game in New Jersey with a friend. When she told the friend how adorable she found Kris, Kim’s friend set up a group dinner with the help of Kris’s teammate, who she happened to know. The rest is reality history.
As if Kris Humphries didn’t suck enough already, it turns out he was the herpes queen’s 2nd choice when she attended a Nets game last season. The Nets will always be New York’s 2nd choice for hoops, so it fits. As a fan of Danilo Gallinari’s game, I’m glad he never went near this repulsive broad. She has done nothing but make herself into a celebrity all because of some bullshit sex tape with a bad rapper. People buy into this garbage? The marriage was a joke from the start. Kim isn’t just a whore in the bedroom. She is a whore in all walks of life, and will do anything to make herself money. The two night wedding show was proof of that. And what kind of manipulative psychopath goes to a game and just picks out a guy to date? What is this, a fucking shoe store? Good for my fellow Italian for saying “nah, I’m good with that mess.” Gallinari bangs better looking (and less drama filled) women in his sleep. What does he need this cartoon skank for? Holy shit do I hate this broad. And only a fool as comically stupid as Humphries would fall for this setup. They aren’t only the worst “couple” ever, they are in the top 10 of most useless people walking this planet. Kim for obvious reasons, and Kris for using the cellulite queen to gain celebrity. Instead of just getting a divorce, can we send these two on a one way trip to Siberia? I’ll pack their bags.