Archive for October, 2011
Tebow’s Quarterbacking Eulogy
This isn't a knee jerk reaction to one embarrassing performance. This has been a long time coming. Ever since Josh McIdiot traded a 2nd, 3rd, & 4th round draft choices to select the '07 Heisman Trophy winner, this day has been coming with the speed of Usain Bolt. The Tim Tebow quarterback experiment is over. Wrap it up. Put a bow on it. [...]
It’s Been Real, Aramis
The feel good vibes around Clark & Addison just keep coming for the Cubs. Aramis Ramirez will decline part of his $16 million option and become a free agent. So yes, that means we have seen the last of the captain lazy botch balls at 3rd base. It also means that Theo & the super friends will have more money to play with this winter to [...]
Lock Of The Week
Let me apologize right off the bat for not having a lock of the week pick last week. There weren't any games that I really loved, but that's no excuse to not show pics of college girls. Why run a website if you're not going to show hot girls, right? For that, I sincerely apologize. But I'm back baby (sadly not with the USC girl above, but [...]
Forte & Week 8 Picks
As easy as it is to rip on the Bears ownership and upper management, they are, absolutely, handling the Matt Forte situation the right way. Don't get me wrong, Jerry "we're not gonna work any harder" Angelo saying that Forte isn't elite is fucking ridiculous, but the GM is is holding firm on the leverage that the team has and shouldn't give [...]
2011 NBA Fat Camp
After 97 straight hours of negotiations (just an estimation), it looks as if Friday could be the day that the NBA lockout mercifully ends (it won't, but it's fun to dream). I don't want to get overly optimistic because the last time I was, Kevin Garnett showed up to the meetings and "fucked everything up" as one executive put it. Wouldn't that [...]
Sammi’s Finest 5.0
Next time you go to Vegas stop over at the Heart Attack Grill and have yourself an 8,000 calorie meal. The Quadruple Bypass Burger meal includes a bacon cheeseburger with two-pounds beef patties, "Flatliner Fries" fried in pure lard and a milkshake that boasts the world's "highest butterfat content." For the full heart attack effect the owner, [...]
Kim Whoredashian Sucks Balls
WETPAINT.COM-- Forget the glitter, the glamour, and the occasional sex tape: At heart, the Kardashians are just an old-fashioned family. They even believe in arranged romances! A source tellsWetpaint Entertainment that last fall, a representative of E!, the network that airs the many Kardashian reality shows, approached the New York Knicks [...]
So Long, Tweet Master
After playing with various injuries, and simply being bad at football, veteran safety Chris Harris was whacked by the Bears Thursday. I've been anxiously waiting for this day for two years because Harris has been beaten deep more times than Lisa Ann has been ridden. And so goes the revolving door at safety up at Halas Hall. Since they are in a [...]
’93 NBA Finals on NBATV
This NBA lockout has produced two positives for yours truly. One, it has shortened the amount of time that Carlos Boozer is able to steal money from the Bulls. And two, NBA TV showing classic games from the association's storied history. For the past several days, they have been showing games from the '93 playoffs. Those '93 playoffs are [...]
Kaner’s Spin-O-Rama
Patrick Kane has always been a highlight waiting to happen, and Tuesday night's 3-2 win over the Ducks was no exception. Before netting the deciding goal in the shootout (the Hawks actually won one of those!) Kaner was again hockey Magic Johnson by beautifully setting up Marian Hossa and Patrick Sharp for goals. What I love about Kaner [...]
