What's worse, the weatherman wearing goggles or the dude flashing the country?

I know Hurricane Irene has been a bitch for people to deal with on the east coast, but just imagine being the guy wearing goggles trying to do his job in the midst of this insane weather? It’s bad enough that they stuck the Horace Grant wannabe out there in the middle of a fucking hurricane, but here comes the guy trying to reenact Will Ferrell’s streaking scene from “Old School” along the rest of his cronies. Poor bastard. He probably just wanted to do the weather hit, not fall over from the wind, and get back indoors before dying. I like how he said he was “speechless.” Ya think? If some slob pulled his boxers down and flashed the country, I’d be speechless too.

And what’s he apologizing for? Some clowns run by and make a fool out of him, and he’s apologizing?! How about when he said it was “depressing?” Was he talking about the weather, or the losers who mocked him? I’d love if Mr. Goggles chased the ass-hat crew down the street and tried to fight them. Please tell me that he went all Ronnie from Jersey Shore on them, and that there’s a video. If so, you know where to send to it.

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