Archive for May, 2011
NBA Wants The Heat To Win
It seems like a forgone conclusion that the Miami Heat will win the NBA championship. That's why I haven't watched one ounce of the Boo-Yaa Network since the Bulls were ousted by the Heat. The over the top Heat coverage is enough to make me throw up on myself, and will only get even more nauseating once the series tips off Tuesday night on [...]
How A Lockout Helps The Bulls
Now that I'm finally over my Bulls depression, I have turned my attention to the upcoming lockout. Why, you ask? For one, I'm an NBA junkie. Two, have you seen the baseball teams in this town? I'm good with that garbage. While most fans view what will be a lengthy lockout as a momentum killer after the 62 win season the Bulls had, it could [...]
Good Fucking Riddance
I have been waiting ever since Oprah's final shows to give my take on the biggest self loving bitch I have ever seen in my life. I wasn't sure that I wanted to waste my time writing about one of my top 5 most hated people on this planet, but if it didn't happen now, it never would. I hate Oprah Winfrey. I couldn't be happier she is taking her [...]
Choking It All Away
I have never dreaded writing anything as much as I am dreading what I'm about to write. The Bulls magical/feel good season is over much like Carlos Boozer's was once the Bulls won their 62nd game. The choke job the Bulls pulled in game 5 vs the "Hollywood as hell" Heat was a knockout punch. By the time the Bulls choked away a 12 point 4th [...]
The Painful Steps
Well, that sucked, didn't it? The Heat beat the physically tired and mentally worn down Bulls in game 4 101-93. As much as I would love to rip the Bulls for being down 3-1, I can't do it. They are battling their asses off, but are simply losing to a more talented team. That "team" might consist of 3 collaborators who conned the league, but it [...]
Bulls Losing Their Heads
There are certain things you can control, and some that are meaningless to talk or write about. After the Heat's 96-85 game 3 win over the Bulls, all the talk is about the Bulls offense. How should they attack the Heat, they should have made a deal at the deadline, Kyle Korver should play more, and Carloz Boozer being called out for the dog he [...]
Whatever It Takes
There is nothing that bothers me more than some NBA coaches who, no matter what, always stick to the script. Win or lose, they go with what got them there. You see NFL coaches who are more stubborn than your know-it-all significant other who will "stick with the game plan." Hello, Lovie Smith. The new rage in these NBA playoffs has been going [...]
Tribute To The Macho Man
It's never shocking when you hear a former professional wrestler has died, but Friday's news that Randy Poffo, aka, Randy "Macho Man" Savage suddenly died in car accident in Tampa, Florida was very sad. Poffo reportedly suffered a heart attack while he was driving, and collided head on with a tree. Poffo was 58 years old. This is a sad because [...]
One Of Those Nights
It is human nature in today's Twitterverse to overreact to everything. You have to be the first to form an opinion because if you aren't, somebody else certainly will. It doesn't matter if the topic is the Bulls & Heat, why Tiger suddenly sucks at golf, who is at fault in the NFL labor talks, or why Arnold hooked up with a she beast. It is [...]
That Sh*t Won’t Ever Stop
Don't ask why I DVR'd the Cubs game Tuesday night. I must like the feeling of my eyes bleeding and just don't know it yet. After catching the Dirk Nowitzki show, I decided to see how the Cubs topped their misery once again. You know how I feel about this disaster in cleats, but seeing them blow a 4-run lead on Monday wasn't enough. I enjoy [...]
