Now, that’s the Bulls team that won 62 games in the regular season. I had almost forgotten what that team looked like. You know the one I’m talking about. Stout defense, great rebounding, guys actually making shots, D Rose cutting the head off of another team who thinks they have one last run in them, and getting virtually nothing from the $75 million dollar waste of muscles. We’ll get to C Booz The Bull later. For now, I want to revel in the Bulls clinching their 1st playoff series win in Chicago since they beat the Pacers in the legendary series in ’98.
I am a mixed bag of emotions right now with the Blackhawks season ending. But, the Bulls are moving on to the 2nd round for the first time since ’07. I was convinced the Bulls would finally put down the bum ass Pacers, but I needed to see how they would close out a series. As good as Rose is, he hadn’t done it up until this point. I wanted to see how Noah would play with the chance to close this frustrating group of try hard white ass-clowns. Noah responded, as did the bench mob, who played their best game of the series by far.
The Bulls were due for a good shooting game, and I figured that game 5 was the perfect time for it. 116-89. Take that home with you, Pacers. This was an all around beauty for the #1 seed who continued to just play basketball and not fall for any of the Pacers cheap shot tactics. That is all Tom Thibodeau’s coaching. The Bulls don’t react to a shit team’s “we can’t play, we are too slow & white, so we’ll just try and fight you” silliness. The Pacers boiling over in frustration made my night.
Speaking of which, Josh McRoberts epitomizes why I loathe and despise Duke. He is just another white bitch to come out of that program who can’t hack in the NBA. I know, people like him, and he isn’t terrible, but I’m good. You can have that bum who throws forearm shivers when he knows he can’t compete against a guy like Noah. I don’t care if Noah got the first shot in. You would think coming from Duke(where they are soooooooo well coached apparently), he would know to keep his head in big moments. Didn’t happen. Why? Because at the end of the day, he is just another bum who wouldn’t ever be on my NBA team. Have a nice summer, Josh.
The same goes for Psych T, Frank Vogel, and Jeff Foster. Where are all of the Hansbrough fans who praised him after game 1? I’m waiting. You see what happens when you actually guard him? He can’t do anything! I like Frank Vogel’s confidence and swag, but I’m thrilled that I have don’t have to hear him make idiotic proclamations anymore. Enjoy your off-season, Frank. And Jeff Foster….Blow me. You are a thug who has no business on an NBA floor. Sorry, but I can’t respect a guy who doesn’t have one NBA skill other than cheap shotting the other team’s best players. I hope I never see you again.
We have gotten to part of my Bulls posts that is becoming known as the Carlos Boozer verbal raping section. Are you understanding why I never wanted this piece of garbage last summer? Are you fully aware yet just how big of a physical and mental pussy he is? What a joke. The Bulls fucked up royally giving this ass-bag $75 million dollars, but they could have never imagined just how abysmal he would be. Now, he felt something pop in his toe. Awesome. What’s next, Carlos? Will you miss a game because your period is giving you cramps?
Boozer is another Duke bitch who I would never have on my NBA team. Apologies to Grant Hill and Luol Deng, but it’s true. Boozer still refuses to jump to contest shots, won’t jump for rebounds, is appalled at the thought of boxing out, can’t finish around the rim, can’t elevate over white stiffs, talks as if he’s Kevin Garnett, and misses layups like a rec league player. Sweet. Carlos game 5 included one made basket, 5 fouls, and somehow, 5 boards. And don’t let me forget about his inability to rotate on defense. It is truly sad because they need this clown if they want to go to the conference finals and beyond. With time off before round 2, I’m hoping that he rediscovers his passion, some of Taj’s heart, and his game. If not, the Bulls will be going home soon. If that happens, you’ll know who’s fault it is.
Thankfully, the Bulls have the MVP who once again bailed them out despite being in foul trouble. Rose led the Bulls with 25 points even though he was playing with a bum ankle. Did you see him leap to block Roy Hibbert’s dunk attempt in the 3rd quarter? Do you think Boozer would have done that? Give me a minute while I laugh at the thought of Booz actually jumping.
Rose had enough of the Pacers and put this nuisance down for good with an MVP 3rd quarter. He buried three 3-pointers as the Bulls went on a 23-8 run to end the quarter. It is downright frightening when Rose isn’t on the floor for the Bulls. The anti Rose for MVP haters realized that in this series. The Bulls’ 14 point was down to 4 before Rose came back in and put the Pacers away. Rose took over the game the way MVP’s do. Next.
Big ups go out to Taj Gibson(10 points & 7 boards) who along with Noah(14 points, 8 boards, & 4 blocks) again covered for Boozer’s useless ass. No matter who the Bulls play next, Taj will be vital if the Bulls are to advance.
How can I not give Keith Bogans some love?! I am genuinely happy for the Bulls punching bad 2-guard. He has taken Rocky Marciano body blows all season, and responded with five 3-pointers in game 5. Here’s hoping that this game will give Bogans the confidence to step up and make open shots as the playoffs go on.
Finally, I want to send some love Luol Deng’s way. The Bulls glue had another spectacular game in his re-breakout season. Deng poured in 24 points, 7 assists, & 6 boards on top of playing top notch defense on Danny Granger. If Deng doesn’t get some all defensive 1st team votes, it will further show just how retarded the voters are. Luol has been fantastic, and has developed into a top 5 small forward in the NBA. Who saw that coming? No you didn’t.
It’s on to the next one for the Bulls, so you know what that means…..
This Pacers team joins a list that includes the ’92 Knicks, ’93 Knicks, ’94 Cowboys, ’97 Heat, ’97 Jazz. ’98 Jazz, ’98 Packers, ’01 Yankees, & ’01 Rams on the “I hate you-I’m glad you’re out of my sports life” list. See you later, Pacers. I will miss you like a root canal. Hit it…..
I will be singing that song all day if you need me. I hope I can put in one of my posts after the next round, but unless the Bulls useless $75 million dollar china doll wakes up & grows a set of balls, it won’t happen. Any day now, Carlos.
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