If you have one shred of Packers love in you, you’re going to want to stop reading this post immediately. If you are anything like the fat waste of sperm in the above picture, go grab a brat and beer and go back to your incest porn sites. Since it’s Packers-Bears NFC Championship week, what an opportune time for yours truly to share my utter disdain for all things Green Bay Packers.
I have had to deal with the nonsense of how pure and wholesome the Packers are. Hey, did you know they’re publicly owned? Did you know their human growth hormone inflated players take kids on bike rides to practice during training camp? Give me a fucking break. These fans act as if they have some creepy connection to their team that rivals the candle lighting St. Louis Cardinals suck holes. If you’re not a Packers fan, you just don’t understand.
Guess what? I don’t want to understand, you drunken fat hillbilly. You & your team can go fuck yourselves.
Having been in numerous sports bars, & having some Packers fans live in suburban Chicago, I’ve seen plenty of these loud, obnoxious, Winnebago driving assholes. They are more ignorant than Philly sports fans. These white trash losers praised and kissed the ground Brett Favre walked on for 17 years, only to burn his jersey outside of their mobile homes when he left town. You slobs treated Perve like he was God himself. Newsflash: He only won 1 Super Bowl. You cunts treated him like he was Joe Montana.
I can’t stand you. If you all died in your Carhartt gear eating cheese, I’d be cool with it.
I’ve also seen & heard enough of “the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.” Thank God the NFC Championship Game is at Soldier. I would be contemplating driving to Bristol right now to choke out Chris Berman before he could utter his favorite & tired line. Question, how was that frozen tundra when your team lost the NFC title game after the ’07 season?
You self righteous-self loving douchebags have had the good fortune of going from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers. As much as I love Rodgers, I’d give a kidney to have him playing anywhere else. Why? Because he is going to keep your team competitive for the next 10 years. That kills me because I know I have to suffer through Joe Buck & Troy Aikman blowing all things Packers every fall. Awesome.
By the way, I don’t care about Vince Lombardi. I could give two fucks about Bart Starr. And I don’t care about your 9 world championships. I’ll give you credit for the 3 Super Bowls, but don’t pimp your history like you’re the God damn Pittsburgh Steelers. Anything before the AFL/NFL merger doesn’t count for shit in my book. Put the brat down and nod in agreement you fat fuck……Thank you.
I’m not done. To all of you Packer fans who carry around your “ownership stock share” like it’s your new born child, you can fuck yourselves too. Just because you’re a big enough loser to purchase your meaningless stock, that doesn’t mean you are a better fan than anyone else. I despise you, your green & mustard colors, your steroid infused linebacker, your stadium, & everything you stand for. If I may speak on behalf of Bears fans everywhere…..
Kiss my fucking ass, & I hope you drive your mobile home into a ditch.
If you haven’t been paying attention, there is a new best power forward in the NBA. Blake Griffin poured in 47 points & 14 rebounds in the Clippers 114-107 win over the too white Pacers on Monday. This was Griffin’s 27th consecutive double double. He has become a man-child from the jump this season. He has also somehow gotten Baron Davis to care about basketball again. Baron again came into camp fat, & out of shape. Then he saw Blake play. Griffin has energized the NBA Cubs, & turned them into a must see team. If he isn’t voted into the NBA All-Star game, they shouldn’t bother playing it. Griffin & Kevin Love both deserve to be there. Sorry, Tim Duncan.
This Clippers team will eventually need a competent coach to harness their talent & win a playoff series. Sorry, but Vinny Del Negro is still as bad a coach as their is in the NBA. With Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, Al-Farouq Aminu, & Eric Bledsoe, the Clips have a nice nucleus. It’s too bad that they have a basketball retard coaching them, and the worst owner in sports signing the checks.
Memo to David Stern: Please use your super human powers to force Sterling to sell. The Clips have the potential to pose a real threat to the Lakers in the long term, but it won’t happen as long as the racist is in control.
Not too far from L.A., the Oakland Raiders have made another coaching hire. Out is Tom Cable, and in is Hue Jackson. I’m not saying that Cable is John Madden, but how can this team ever expect to grow when they are changing coaches more often than Al Davis changes underwear?
Much like the Blackhawks before old man Wirtz died, the Raiders are a laughingstock. The NFL wants the Raiders to be relevant. I want them to be relevant. It just won’t ever happen as long as Tales from the Crypt is breathing air. Maybe we can put Al Davis’ semi alive corpse in that mobile home with those scum of the earth Packers fans?!
In news that should peak Bears fans interest, the Cowboys reportedly “would think about” trading wide receiver Dez Bryant is the off-season. The Cowboys apparently let Bryant get away with a lot as a rookie. Maybe he really is the next Michael Irvin. If the ‘Boys consider moving him, Jerry Angelo stop scouting Abilene Christian, and pick up the phone.
Derrick Rose posted his first career triple double in the Bulls 96-84 win in Memphis on Monday. Rose’s 22 points, 12 assists, & 10 rebounds are a glimpse of what’s to come. This kid becomes a more complete player by the game. And this wasn’t a Bob Sura or Ricky Davis triple double. Rose just played his game and did whatever he had to do to get the win.
Has there been a player in the NBA this year who has had to deal with what Rose has? Don’t think too hard, I got it. The answer is no. Rose carried the Bulls when Carlos Boozer was out. He has been willing them, and been their heart & soul without Joakim Noah. Now, the fragile Boozer is out again. This kid is the MVP, and I’ll preach it like Reverend Brown in Coming To America to anyone who will listen.
The four quarterbacks left in the NFL playoffs, have all dated their fare share of hot women. Jon Greenberg of ESPN Chicago brought up who has had the hotter girl. Let’s dissect. Jay Cutler is with the walking herpes case Kristin Cavallari. Ben Roethlisberger was with golfer Natalie Gulbis, & now Missy Peregrym. Mark Sanchez used to date Meadow Soprano. And of course, Aaron Rodgers is dating Jessica Szohr. So who are you picking? I’m good with Kristin Cav(I’m not a fan of blondes). Who knows what Big Ben’s girl has. I mean, you sleep with that parasite and lord only knows what you catch. I like Szohr a lot, but I’m going with Jaime Lynn Sigler. I grew up with her watching The Sopranos, and she has become a beautiful women. Plus, if Turtle can scoop her, there has to be hope for a guy like me. What, you don’t think I have a chance?! Yeah, neither do I.
If you somehow missed Blackhawks anthem singer Jim Cornelison singing the Star Spangled Banner before the Seahawks-Bears game, here you go. Thankfully, Jim is singing it again this Sunday.
If you don’t believe me that Blake Griffin is the best power forward in the NBA, judge for yourself…..
Who are you taking over this kid? I’m sure Packers fans would say Jermichael Finley would make a great power forward. That’s why those mouth breathing ass-clowns can choke on their brat’s.
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