Archive for January, 2011
Monday Hit
It's an extremely rare occasion when the NHL deserves praise. The site of Gary Bettman, alone, makes my skin crawl. However, the idea to draft the players who were voted into this year's All-Star game was genius. I sat & watched on Friday night as the teams were picked just to see who would go where. It is an idea that I hope the NBA [...]
Weekend Hit
I briefly mentioned on Wednesday how I will not bother with any of the SuperBowl hype silliness. Just think, we have another week of it! Awesome. The "Ben Roethlisberger has changed his life around" story will be all over the Boo-Yaa Network this week. Sweet. I would rather get punched in the jaw by Sammi "Sweetheart" than hear any of this [...]
Wednesday Hit
I wanted yesterday to be the last time I talked about the most famous MCL on the planet, but the retards in cleats won't let me move on. Most use Twitter to promote themselves, share thoughts to their followers, break stories & follow stories that could possibly become official at any given time. Who knew how remedial & retarded so [...]
Tuesday Headlines
I couldn't bring myself to write on Sunday night or yesterday, because of how pissed off & slightly hungover I was from Sunday's activities. I wanted to wait and let myself calm down before I wrapped up a, surprisingly, successful Bears season. The last thing I wanted to do was pull a Jason Whitlock & call Jay Cutler a quitter. I [...]
Weekend Hit & NFL Picks
Free agency in any sport is often as dangerous of a gamble as playing cards in Vegas when you are drunk off your ass. Here in Chicago, the amount of bums our teams have signed as free agents over the years represent a who's who of "that guy took the money and said fuck it." Bryan Cox was given the richest deal in Bears history in '96 with a [...]
Wednesday Hit
There are certain things in life you wait anxiously for. The anticipation of a big game or a must see movie--the countdown to a concert or show that you have planned, a vacation to get away from the everyday bullshit that you deal with. For some guys, it's the wait to finally bang that hot girl you've been chasing for a few weeks. Notice how I [...]
Tuesday Headlines
If you have one shred of Packers love in you, you're going to want to stop reading this post immediately. If you are anything like the fat waste of sperm in the above picture, go grab a brat and beer and go back to your incest porn sites. Since it's Packers-Bears NFC Championship week, what an opportune time for yours truly to share my utter [...]
2011 Royal Rumble Preview
The 2nd most anticipated WWE pay-per-view is upon us. The Royal Rumble is always a must buy for WWE fans because of the excitement of the rumble match itself. There are usually a few surprises among the 30 participants, as well as most of the top stars of the WWE. This year's event is also highlighted by two title matches. The Royal Rumble [...]
Weekend Hit & NFL Divisional Picks
The wait for the Bears to finally take the field in the NFC Divisional Playoff against the Seahawks has been excruciating. It isn't just because of the bye week and over analysis, it is the search for stories and pointless coverage that has taken place. I have adopted a rule the last couple NFL seasons. I never watch any pre-game shows. None. [...]
Wednesday Hit
No matter what the sport, you can always tell when a team knows they aren't on the level of their opponent. How, you ask? Well, the biggest sign is when one team starts talking shit for no apparent reason. It happens in the NFL, NBA & all the way down to intramural hoops. It's an inferiority complex or little man's disease that permeates [...]
