The moronic debate all week among Meatball Nation, aka, Bears fans, has been to rest of play the starters in the week 17 finale against the Packers. Let’s be real, the Falcons won’t lose to the Panthers(at least I think). That means the Bears will likely take the field in front of 60,000+ fat & disgusting Packers fans knowing they are locked into the #2 seed for the NFC playoffs. I would play the starters no more than a half. I would see how the game goes, and go from there. I’m also not Lovie Smith, so who knows what he will do.
That isn’t the storyline that I am choosing to focus on. The real story of this game is which quarterback has the hotter girlfriend? We know that Bears gunslinger Jay Cutler has been dating Kristin Cavallari. A fine catch for Jay “jerk face” Cutler. Packers signal caller Aaron Rodgers has been quite the pimp. He has been linked to singer Hilary Scott & swimsuit model Julie Henderson. Must be nice, huh? Rodgers has also been linked to the Boo-Yaa Network’s busty Erin Andrews. Now Rodgers is hooking up with Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr.
Oh, to be an NFL quarterback making of millions of dollars. Does it really matter that both high level quarterbacks didn’t make the pro-bowl? If I was going home to Szohr every night, a meaningless exhibition game that nobody watches or cares about would be the last thing on my mind.
So who is your pick? I’m a brunette guy, so I’m going with the 25 year-old Szohr. It’s not to trash Cavallari, but take a look to the left. Keep looking, it’s fine. So, while Bears fans are consumed with knocking the Packers out of the playoffs, my head is elsewhere this week–and, if you must know, the importance is getting out of that shithole healthy. If the Packers win & get in, so be it. If you have to play them in the Divisional Round, or NFC Championship Game, it will be at Soldier. That’s why the whole homefield advantage thing is so important. If your team is better than the Packers, they will beat them in the place where they already have.
Don’t be a meatball douchebag & want to knock the Packers out of the playoffs just because they’re the Packers. You beat them once, you can beat them again.
The only important aspect of this game(assuming the Falcons win & wrap up the #1 seed) is making sure Urlacher, Peppers, Briggs, Hester, & Cutler come back to civilization 100% healthy. If you need me Sunday, I’ll be applauding the fine work of Jay Cutler & Aaron Rodgers. Forget the other garbage, I’m focusing on who has the hotter broad. Way to keep it real fellas, I wouldn’t expect anything less.
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